I am going through some major cookie hangover symptoms.
And, yes, there is such a thing. I would know. Unfortunately.
These symptoms include various instances in which I believe I am going to vomit (I guess this is where the expression "toss your cookies" came from, huh?), major stomach pains as well as just general discomfort in the torso region of my body. I'm pretty sure it's not an allergy because food allergies generally result in the expulsion of it from either end. I'm not being crass -- it's just science. And if you can retort with "it's just science," you are automatically a person who is (a) right and (b) a nerd.
Anyway. I am a person who has real feelings and real physiology.
So, yeah. Cookie coma? Totally a thing.
