Unchartered Territory

I'm doing something tomorrow that I've never done before. I'm visiting Brazil.

Okay, not really.

But I am doing something Brazilian. You know. Yeah, down there. Sorry if this is TMI, but I need to get it out there so that all of my visitors from all corners of the Earth can give me good energy vibes because I'm thinking I might need them just a bit.

OMG HAIR IS GOING TO BE RIPPED FROM MY COOCH!! What the hell am I thinking?!?!

When I told a friend what I was doing, her immediate response was, "What for?! Who you got looking down there?!"

To which I responded with a shocked face. NO ONE IS LOOKING DOWN THERE! Well, except for the Brazilian lady. Wait, is it a Brazilian who does this? Is that why it's called a Brazilian? I dunno.

The point is, I'm not doing it for anyone ... I just figured I'm going to Greece and I'm going on a beach. I just don't want to have to think about hair below the waist when I'm there. Everything is going. It's like a liquidation sale or something. ALL THE HAIR MUST GO!

I'm pretty sure I will be fine (but just in case, I plan on attending the event completely intoxicated), it's just nerve racking. Hot wax. Hair ripped. Ugh. Shudder. AHHHHHHH!

Okay, I can do this. Breathe. BREATHE>>> OH GOD I'M HYPERVENTILATING!!!

I will leave this on a good note and say I AM LEAVING FOR GREECE IN THREE DAYS!!!!