What? There's Some Big Football Game Going On Right Now?

Okay, obviously I know that today is Super Bowl Sunday (I'm not that much of a loser that I don't know what's going on in the world) but, as you can probably decipher from the title, me no care.

So, because I'm not glued to the screen or feel obligated to watch so I'll have something to talk about tomorrow, a huge pocket of time has opened up for me where I can do whatever the hell I want!

And let me tell you, I have been using my time wisely.

I ate some chocolate.
I skipped the gym.
I went to my sister-in-law's sister's house (you got that?) so that she can hook me up with some excel spread sheet so that my average finding days (for student's marks) with a calculator are over.
I spent HOURS playing a SIMS game. I'm obsessed. And my SIM is a whore.
I didn't mark (grade for you crazy Americans).

And I've still got more time on my hand, so I've decided to play a little game called:

The object of the game is to ask Google specific questions using my name (and in your case, your name). The results can be side-splittingly (a word on this blog) funny -- but, mostly if you've liquered yourself up real good.

So without further ado ...

Q1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.

EM needs someone to do it for her.

(It just feels so much better when I can sit back and enjoy.)

Q2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.

EM looks like she'll squeeze my balls and spit on me whilst smothering me with her sweet honey hole.

(I'm a mean mother-fucker. Don't mess with me if you know what's good for you.)

Q3: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.

EM says don't give up!

(But on the flip side, I'm a positive, sun-shiny person!)

Q4: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.

EM wants to pose for playboy.

(I've definitely got the ta-ta's for it.)

Q5:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.

EM does the unicorn dance that she was forced to do at the renaissance fair.

(Damn you, GOOGLE, for bringing up suppressed memories!)

Q6: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.

EM hates the colour pink and considers it and all its shades evil.

(Purple is my colour, yo.)

Q7: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.

EM asks if they have a future together.

(I haven't asked this question in over five years! Proves what you know, Google!)

Q8: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.

EM likes to play things by ear.

(It's like you're reading my mind.)

Q9: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.

EM eats baby powder.

(I thought it was sugar, dammit!)

Q10: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.

EM wears a hockey jersey.

(It's definitely not a football jersey!)

Q11: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.

EM was arrested for singing revolutionary songs.

(Google, get your facts straight. Singing songs was not the reason I was arrested.)

Q12: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.

EM loves her anteater!

(But of course! He keeps away all the icky ants!)