Tuesday, February 24, 2009

The Post Where I Swear ... A LOT

I feel like I should explain myself on my little outburst about wishing ill on a grade 8 student's vagina.

Allow me to back-pedal a little.

There is this student in another grade 8 class who is a class-A piece of shit motherfucking cunt ass whore (yeah, I swore -- sorry if you cringed). I don't like the girl. She has no redeeming qualities about her. None. She steals from people (her "friends" included). She lies. She's rude. She's got no idea how to behave in social situations - she won't shut her gawdam trap. She is always trying to openly break the rules and get away with shit. She's sneaky and vindictive. She's crass and vile. She's good for nothing. NOTHING!

I know it's mean and I know that I should see the good in her, but there is honestly NO GOOD in her to be seen. If you knew her, then you would be nodding your head in agreement after having read the above paragraph instead of shaking your head and wondering how a potty-mouthed person like myself could possibly be a teacher and wondering where I live so you could call child services on my ass.

The thing is that from time to time she torments this really good kid in my class, and that makes it personal for me. The girl in my class is sweet, really smart, has a good heart, wouldn't hurt a fucking fly and is just an all around good person. So it really makes my eye all twitchy with rage when I see the kind of shit that she tries to pull on her.

I just hate it when good people get the shit end of the stick.

25 comments:

MarvelousMOM said...

You shouldn't be sorry. The girl is awful. I hate that there are people like that in this world. I think you're totally entitled to feel that way.

restaurantrefugee said...

I am sure that while your venom is directed at the girl, that you'd agree that the parents that created this devil spawn deserve most of the scorn.

Jules said...

"...class-A piece of shit motherfucking cunt ass whore..." - that line seals the deal that we are in fact twins!! And I know EXACTLY how you feel. I have a kid that I secretly hope gets the motherfucking shit kicked out of him for the way he treats other kids (or not so secretly). Not that I'm Mean Girl or anything...

Essentially Me said...

MarvelousMOM, okay ... that makes me feel better coming from a mom who is marvelous! :)

Restaurantrefugee, you are absolutely right.

Jules, what did I tell you??

Ben said...

The good girl will be laughing come university. She'll manage through the shit, be a great human being and reap the rewards when the other one is knocked up and living in her boyfriend's parent's basement.

Essentially Me said...

Ben, that's what I say to my good girl (in not so many words). I tell her to not worry and just keep doing what she's doing and being who she is.

Chris said...

Don't lose any sleep over that piece of shit motherfucking cunt ass whore, after all, she is a piece of shit motherfucking cunt ass whore - right?

I too hate when, say, a piece of shit motherfucking cunt ass whore torments the life of someone sweet and nice -

Teaching is a hard job!

Smile :)

P.S. Who was the potty mouth you were referring to? that part of the post threw me...Hmmm.

SM said...

I'm curious as to why you felt the need to explain yourself. Did you get some feedback about your outburst from someone who didn't leave a comment or something?

I only ask because you shouldn't need to explain yourself. I truly believe that, as a teacher, if you said something like this it was for a valid reason. Teachers are notorious for seeing the good in even the most delinquent of kids. And if they can't, then it's obvious that there is something seriously wrong with the kid.

Plus? I truly don't think you would say those things unless she really was good for nothing.

freckledk said...

She sounds as if she's straight out of Heathers, that one. If the children really are our future, let's just hope no one lets that one anywhere near the button.

freckledk said...

She sounds as if she's straight out of Heathers, that one. If the children really are our future, let's just hope no one lets that one anywhere near the button.

repliderium.com said...

People think just because they're kids they HAVE to have redeeming qualities.
Not so. Sometimes even kids are jackasses.

SoMi's Nilsa said...

I think you should give the bad girl a piece of her own medicine. And accidentally go on a tirade in class screaming everything you wrote in paragraph #1. Throw in a couple chest pumps and you're good as gold.

LiLu said...

There is this student in another grade 8 class who is a class-A piece of shit motherfucking cunt ass whore

I seriously just fell a little bit in love with you. GIRL CRUSH ALERT

IIDLYYCKMA said...

My guess is that her parents don't give a shit, have raised her wrong, and this is the result. Or the kid's been abused to the point that this is all she knows OR she's just a bad fucking seed and she really is just a Class-A piece of shit motherfucking cunt ass of a whore.

Regardless, you have your plate full as well as your glass, and if I could I'd sneak you a Mountain Dew Bottle spiked with Jack Daniels to make your day easier.

I hope you ride this student's ass when she's mean to your good student. I'd never make it as a teacher, I'd be fired the first day for taking down little monsters such as that.

Hang in there darlin, I know you are a great teacher!

IIDLYYCKMA said...

Oh and PS -- sweetie, didn't you read my blog's this is my space, this is your space piece? You don't have to justify or explain anything in your blog:) This is truly your space. peace out.

m.a. said...

Wow. She sounds like she needs to be Karate chopped.

L said...

I wouldn't judge you one bit. I adore kids, but I am not naiive enough to think they're all kind people.
That, and today I jumped out of my car at an intersection and pulled a big girl off a little girl. I'd never seen either of them before in my life. I was livid.
I'm glad you're there to defend the good kid.

emmaelizabeth said...

What goes around, comes around. Trust me- she'll get what's coming to her.

Reminds me of people who harassed me brother and I when we were younger. Yeahhhh now who's got the fancy job and doing well for herself? meeee!!!

Poor girl for having to take it from this Meanie though. :(

Carmen said...

I was your grade 7 girl... who was tormented by a girl in grade 8 who resembled this class-A piece of shit motherfucking cunt ass whore you speak of.

I went to university... she had three kids by the time she "finished" high school (meaning they kicked her out at age 19 because they were tired of giving her free daycare... yeah - we had a daycare).

What goes around, comes around... in spades.

EF said...

What you could use is Tracy Flick to intervene on this beyotch!

PastelGuy said...

Hmmm. I think I have the male version in one of my 7th grade classes. Let's make sure they never meet...

Here's to Norplant!

Princess Extraordinaire said...

As a former teacher I can FULLY understand why you're so upset with this vixen...just remind me to stay on your good side at all times...

egan said...

Um, yeah... not sure what to say to this one. I have a tough time with some of the stuff you wrote here, but as SM said... teachers are very forgiving people.

These are very blunt statements. I'm curious what it might be like to walk one day in her shoes.

Essentially Me said...

Egan, let me clarify that my feelings for her are kept to myself (and the colleagues I trust). I in no way display these emotions to the student herself. This girl has been reached out to by students and teachers alike and she still chooses to behave the way she does. I can understand when a student is younger and is more impressionable ... but when you are 14 years old, you know what is wrong and what is right. And when she CONTINUOUSLY chooses to torment students based on NOTHING, then yes, I have a HUGE problem with it. And nothing you can say to me will change my mind.

egan said...

Point taken.