This was sent to me in an email forward by the biggest, most hypocritical, two-faced bitch I know:
Fill Your Life With Love
I don't know anyone who doesn't want a life filled with love. In order for this to happen, the effort must start within us. Rather than waiting for other people to provide the love we desire, we must be a vision and a source of love. We must tap into our own loving kindness in order to set an example for others to follow suit.
It has been said that "the shortest distance between two points is an intention." This is certainly true with regard to a life filled with love. The starting point or foundation of a life filled with love is the desire and commitment to be a source of love. Our attitude, choices, acts of kindness, and willingness to be the first to reach out will take us toward this goal.
The next time you find yourself frustrated at the lack of love in your own life or at the lack of love in the world, try an experiment. Forget about the world and other people for a few minutes. Instead, look into your own heart. Can you become a source of greater love? Can you think loving thoughts for yourself and others? Can you extend these loving thoughts outward toward the rest of the world -- even to people whom you feel don't deserve it?
By opening your heart to the possibility of greater love, and by making yourself a source of love (rather than getting love) as a top priority, you will be taking an important step in getting the love you desire. You'll also discover something truly remarkable. The more love you give, the more you will receive. As you put more emphasis on being a loving person, which is something you can control -- and less emphasis on receiving love, which is something you can't control -- you'll find that you have plenty of love in your life.
Soon you'll discover one of the greatest secrets in the world: Love is its own reward.
The sentiment of the message is actually really nice and something that I do agree with. However, when I kept looking at the name under the "from" category of the email, I couldn't help but snort and think, "How ironic that something so sentimental is sent by the biggest whore shyster I know (she'd make a terrific lawyer - I can say this with ease because my sister-in-law is a lawyer so I am immune from the head shake when I tell a lawyer joke or make fun of them).
Seriously, everything about her makes me want to smash her face into a wall. She looks at you with this half-scowl half-grin as though you are the scum of the Earth and a jester there only for her entertainment. She expects things of people that are so unbelievably far-fetched ... she expects you to jump through fiery hoops for her.
In short, I can't stand the bitch.
She is the fakest person I know. Someone who I have no choice but to see on a daily basis. Her morals and ethics are shoddy. Every topic of discussion somehow becomes focused on her. Everything has to be about her. Her, her, her. (Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!)
Please don't think I'm jealous. I'm not. I just think she's a piece of shit.
I'm not in the greatest of moods right now - can't you tell? I've got to work on an assignment (why the FUCK am I still taking courses!) AND I have to be at work by 7:30. In the morning! To continue working on the assignment. That means that I can't press snooze when I wake up. I have a feeling that if people know what is good for them, then they may need to avoid me like the plague tomorrow. I'm pretty sure I'll be nasty.
And then I get an email like that from bitchassness? Icing on the cake, I tell you. Icing on the motherfucking cake.
I'm going to my happy place now.
7 hours ago
