Today? Was a very cold day. And on this very cold day, I decided that I should still wear sandals ... you know ... sandals? The shoes that have an open concept to them? The ones you don't wear any socks with? Why did I decide to wear sandals? Well, I figured that as the day wore on, it would warm up. But it did not. In fact, I'm pretty sure that the temperature reached its all time low at precisely the time that I had my outside duty for 20 minutes. Basically, all throughout my duty I didn't give a shit what was going on in the yard. All I cared about and focused on was curling my toes inward so that they wouldn't get the frostbite.
Even though it was damn cold out today, it did not snow like it did on the West coast a week ago. I did, however, come across some white stuff of another variety.
I found a white hair.
Ok, let me back it up. I had found a white hair a while ago, but went at it with tweezers whenever I would see it poking through the crown of my fairly thick mane.
But it was just one hair. One, lone white hair. I could handle the one lone white hair which tended to gravitate to the right side of my head.
But now? Now I count like five hairs. Five white hairs. FIVE!
And they are all short and they stick up on my head. It's not a hot look, in case you were wondering. I'm constantly trying to do a comb over but them pesky little buggers are short enough to poke through.
One might think that I'm over-reacting a teensy bit. But you tell me ... what 20-something year old wants to see white hairs? Exactly!
I know of people who started getting white hairs at the age of fifteen. I don't know about you, but if I found white hairs at fifteen, that would scare me into early menopause.
So I guess my situation could be worse.
But now, instead of colouring my hair for fun, I have to do it to cover up white fucking hairs? Stupidness I tell you. Stupid. Ness.
I'm about ready to stab my eyelid shut. It has been twitching since yesterday and it is pissing me right off. It's like I've got this crazy twitch. People probably think I'm this weird person who keeps winking at them.
Because I'm all about the equations ...
5 white hairs + crazy eyelid twitch = 1 sexy hot beyatch
Why am I single? I'm a catch, yo!
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